#Spongebob season 3 episode list crack

Employee of the Month - SpringBoob really wants to be Employee of the Month, so he sucks Mr.Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost - SpringBoob is sad when he thinks Squidward died and became a ghost, so he kills the rest of the ten main characters so they can join Squidward in the ghost world.MuscleBob BuffPants - SpringBoob gets a pair of anchor arms so he can jerk off even faster than before.Ken the Computer tells Dankmemes he needs to befriend SpringBoob if he ever wants to steal the Krusty Krap's secret weed recipe. Kraps will only allow it if Pole goes on stage and becomes a star too. Culture Shock - Squidward wants to show everyone his dick at the talent show, but Mr.Kraps, Pole, and Big Fat Meanie, he is jailed for life. The cops know it's Opposite Day too, so when Patback tells them he didn't murder Mr. Opposite Day - SpringBoob convinces Patback that it's Opposite Day so Patback will tell the opposite of the truth when the cops interrogate him.Nature Pants - SpringBoob has a perfectly chill life at the Krusty Krap but decides he would rather leave his 9 friends in Your Mom's Bikini Bottom to live in the wild with jellyfish.Kraps, but when she looks in the gift box, it's just his dick for the eleventh time. Squeaky Boots - Pole is excited for her birthday present from Mr.Then SpringBoob and Patback put on VR headsets and shoot the shit out of everyone in Your Mom's Bikini Bottom. Sandy's Rocket - Sandy Cheeks make the world's largest dildo into a spaceship, making SpringBoob and Patback very horny.SpringBoob must then perform around a dozen abortions Jellyfish Jam - SpringBoob jams a pack of jellyfish into Gary's genitals, causing Gary to jizz and impregnate them.He uses his power to harrass minorities and to assassinate The Open Window Burgler Hall Monitor - SpringBoob is given the chance to become a hall monitor by Big Fat Meanie.However, he gets his chance for redemption, goes back into the kitchen, cooks Bubble Ass a burger.and forgets the pickles. SpringBoob forgets the pickles, so he has a mental breakdown and turns to excessive use of Morphine. Pickles - Bubble Ass demands for a burger with pickles.

They decide to bust them out to try and revive their glory days by recording them and posting their shit on Brazzers.

Mermaid F***er And Barnacle Bitch - SpringBoob and Patback learn that their favorite gay pornstars are still alive and in a mental asylum.

Home Sweet Pineapple - SpringBoob's home dissapears, and he tries to find another house to avoid having his alcoholic parents force him to live in their sex dungeon.

Also, Squidward lobotomizes the customer after he's mean to SpringBoob Awwww!

#Spongebob season 3 episode list crack

Along the way, they encounter problems with the police, sing along to Slayer and smoke crack rocks. Pizza Delivery - SpringBoob and Squidward are forced to deliver cocaine laced pizza to some asshole.Also, Pole is his girlfriend in this episode, so technically he's cheating. Unfortunately, SpringBoob gets too horny and starts fucking Big Fat Meanie on the floor. Tired of failing, he relies on Patback, the ultimate sex machine, to help him pass sex-ed. Boating School - SpringBoob fails at sex-ed class with his teacher, Big Fat Meanie, for the 36th time.Eyewitness accounts describe it as вЂќfull of drugs, semen, and a whole lotta coral sexвЂќ. Krabs is searching for so he can sell it on the internet. Naughty Nautical Neighbors - The legendary unaired episode, which Mr.When that fails, he gets inside of SpringBoob's juicy asshole with his stiff dick and they perform all types of gay sex acts in front of Dankmemes's talking laptop Ken Kraps' rival and former gay lover, tries to convince SpringBoob to have sex with him. Meanwhile, one of the many Larrys in this show (the lobster) is arrested for boning Sandy after getting too horny from his own alcoholic protein shake stand. Ripped Pants - SpringBoob rips his pants in public then gets anally sodomized by an eel.Bubblestand - SpringBoob starts selling a dangerous drug known as 'bubbles' on the street, and when Squidward threatens to turn him into the police, he offers to teach Squidward the technique to getting high off of the bubbles.Patback tells him 'when in doubt, whip it out', and SpringBoob loses his virginity while Patback gets boned by a horny Bubble Bass. Tea at the Treedome - SpringBoob meets Sandy for the first time, and he goes to Patback for help getting some mad squirrel pussy.Reef Blower - In an episode told from the point of view of someone who can hear only Hawaiian music, Squidward performs 'coral sex' on a coral reef.Kraps for a job, and special guest Tiny Tim tries to fight off a horde of anchovies with his beautiful singing voice.